isn’t it sad that i like fictional characters more than real people
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my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
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I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR!
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I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG
IM SORRY BUT THIS IS REALLY FUNNY THST YOU REBLOGGED THIS WOHT THAT URL, AND ICON. SERLY FUCK.
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You know if fictional characters were freely available I’d be a total whore.
James Potter, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Ron Weasley, Fred and George, COME TO ME. Hell, even Ginny and Luna tbqh /whore
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sher looking good just makes me think finger lickin’ good
Reblogging for the photo on the right.
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It’s only a matter of time.
I’d watch Hungry Hungry Hippos if it starred Liam Neeson.
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Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
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“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
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my celebrity crushes suck because i don’t want to have sex with them or kiss them or touch butts or anything i just want to be their best friend and work with them and have conversations and have in-jokes and somehow it’s worse
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- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
